Traveling to Egypt through the Eyes of Jesus

I have started a series of dramatic readings for Christmas intended to be acted/dramatically read to children.  We are using them during Advent/Christmas/After Advent Ordinary Time  for our God’z Kidz Wednesday night group (Godly Play).  I thought having a dress-up box for the kids to play with fits right in with the Godly Play philosophy.  So, that’s what we’re doing!  I am also writing a little story book for the kids to take home and read the story in a more traditional manner.  If you use these stories, please understand that they are my creative work and I’d like to be credited.

Here is the young Jesus’ story:

I remember when my family first came here.  I know that I was only two or three years old, but it was so much fun that I’ll never forget it!  Oh, wait…you don’t know where I am or who I am!!  My name is Jesus and I’m about six years old.  My family…my mom Mary and my dad Joseph…live in Egypt.

When I was little, I’m big now!  I am starting school.  Anyway, when I was little, I was at home playing and these people came and visited our house.  They were wondrous!  They had massive cloaks, camels, and a huge caravan.  And there was this little girl I kept seeing spy on me.  She was so funny.  They came to our house and gave me presents!  I couldn’t believe that I was receiving presents.  You see, my family was poor.  My mom tells me that when I was presented at the Temple, we were so poor that they had to make an offering of a pair of pigeons.  They couldn’t afford a lamb.  Just the pigeons.  It was a sacrifice that my parents were happy to make because they loved going to Temple.

Wait…what was I telling you?  Oh yeah!  These really impressive people came to see me and give me presents.  They gave me, let’s see, m.m.m..mirth? no, myrhh?  Myrrh!   Blech.  That is like medicine.  It helps heal people.  I thought they were a little crazy.  They also gave me frank..frank..in..cense.  Frankincense.  Another yucky, smelly thing.  People use frankincense to pray with.  The smoke of frankincense during prayer time lifts your prayers and takes them straight to God!!  And also they gave me Gold.  At least gold is shiny and pretty to look at.  And my family could use it.  Gold is a gift that is fit for a king!  Ta-da!  So those people, they called themselves magi, gave me these weird gifts and then they left.

After they left, my parents came and started packing all of our stuff up.  They told me that an angel had come and said they must leave and go to Egypt.  I know the angel came because I saw him.  I see all the angels.  About packing, luckily that was not very hard because we didn’t have a lot of stuff.  The gold, frankincense, and myrrh were helpful because we needed to travel far away, my parents said.  They told me to put together a bag of my favorite toys.  So I packed up my favorite ball and my favorite stuffed animal.  Do you have a favorite stuffie?  I do!  Mine is a lion.  I make mine growl and call him the Lion of Judah.  Growwl.

We packed our stuff and loaded the donkey up and started walking.  Oh. my.  I could not believe my mom and dad wanted me to walk.  We walked and walked and walked.  And I was so tired and my feet hurt so bad, I burst into tears.  My mommy came and picked me up and carried me a little ways.  I think I fell asleep on her shoulder for a little while.  When I woke up, my daddy was carrying me!  I could not believe that we were still walking.  And let me tell you.  It was boring.  I looked right and saw desert mountains and looked left and saw desert mountains.  It was all I could see hills and brown and little patches of green that all blended together.  Bleh.  Have you ever been so bored?

 We walked and walked for days!  My dad told me we walked about 265 miles.  We walked for seven days according to my dad.  My dad is smart and big and strong!  Finally, we got to Egypt.  After crossing into Egypt, my mom and dad found a little place that we could stay at.  I was so happy to not be walking any more.  I just went and sat down.  Whew!  I sat outside the motel and played with my ball.  And just between you and me, I don’t know why my parents let me pack my ball for the trip because they wouldn’t let me play with it at all during the traveling.  *roll eyes*

I sat down and bounced my ball against the wall, just listening to all the strange sounds and watching the strange new things I was seeing.  When I looked around I could see pyramids in the background.  They were so big that their tall points could be seen from almost anywhere!  And people were dressed differently and some of them wore make-up.  And there were these little animals the made meow sounds that I have never seen before!  They were so friendly, but they totally freaked my mom out.  She thought they were like rats, but real big.  I found out they liked to be with people.  People also talked funny.  I couldn’t understand anybody. And there was weird writing on walls that looked like little pictures.  Mommy says they are called, uh, hyro-pictures?  no.  heiroglyphics.  that’s it.

Daddy got a job here as a carpenter.  He’s lucky to have a job that can be done anywhere.  We moved into our own house.  After we moved in, we looked for a place that we could go and worship Abba God.  My mom and dad took me to Temple in Egypt and there was nothing that was supposed to be in Temple!  They had little statues of funny little beings.  I asked my new friend, Akhom, what the statues were.  He told me that they were the Egyptian Gods.  Weird.  I can’t understand how a thing made of rock can be a God!  And especially when I know that there is only one God and that is Abba God.  Abba is another word for daddy.  So really, I have two daddys!  My daddy here and my daddy, God.  They both love me.  I wonder how something made of stone could love me like Abba God loves me.  It can’t be possible.

After Akhom told me what these statues were, and I didn’t believe him, I kept my eyes on them.  I wanted to see if they would do something like Abba God does.  They never did anything.  One day, I snuck into the Temple in Egypt just to see if I could catch the little statues, idols really, by surprise.  And you know what?  They were doing the same thing they always do.  And that is nothing.  Nothing at all.  Then something bad happened.  Don’t tell my mom.  I tripped and when I did, I landed splat on top of the statues.  All the statues shattered.  Now some people think that the statues shattered because I was there, but we won’t tell anybody, will we!  Who knows, maybe an angel tripped me so that I would shatter the statues.  Ha ha!  You should have seen Akhom’s face when I told him what happened.  He thought I was going to get into soooooo much trouble.  But my mom and dad weren’t really bothered.  They just said that it was too bad, but since they weren’t really anything but rock, there was no harm done.  Did I tell you my parents are awesome?  They are.  And you know what they told me today?  We are going home.  I hardly remember what home is like.  I can’t wait until we get back to Nazareth.  In Galilee.

For information on the Infant Gospel Apocrypha, go here:  http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/Christianity/2003/11/Toddler-Jesus-Topples-Egyptian-Idols.aspx

And now Jesus’ story in story format…

One day, right after the Magi visited the home of Mary, Joseph, and Jesus, an angel appeared to Joseph and told him that it was going to be very dangerous to stay where they were living.  The angel told Joseph that he should gather up his family and run away to Egypt.  What Joseph didn’t know what that King Herod was very jealous.  And when King Herod heard that there was an infant born who was going to be king, he flipped out!  He ordered the death of all Jewish children that were two years old and younger.  It was a very horrible time.

Joseph and Mary gathered the presents that the Magi left for Jesus.  They left gold, frankincense, and myrrh.  Gold is a precious gift that was given to kings.  Frankincense was  often used as incense and was thought to carry people’s prayers to heaven.  Myrrh was used to heal people sometimes and sometimes.  Gold was a precious gift  that only kings received.  These were all perfect presents for Jesus and for a family about to travel far away.  I bet Mary and Joseph were happy to have their prayers carried close to God!

Joseph packed up his family and fled to Egypt.  From Bethlehem to Egypt is about 260 miles.  If you walked 3 miles per hour, 12 hours a day, it would take about 7 days to get to Egypt.  That is a lot of walking!  And Mary, Joseph, and Jesus had to carry all their stuff with them.

They travelled to Egypt and lived there happily.

They stayed there until another angel appeared to Joseph and told him it was safe to return home.  It was safe because King Herod had died and couldn’t hurt them any more.

On their way home, Joseph heard that  Archelaus was the new king.  Archelaus wasn’t a really nice guy either so Joseph became afraid.  It turns out that Joseph was right to be afraid.  Another angel appeared to Joseph!  This angel said that Joseph should take his family to Nazareth in Galilee rather than to go back to Bethlehem.  So Joseph, Mary, and Jesus went to Galilee and made a home there.  And you know what?  All this just proved the prophet’s sayings that “Out of Egypt I will call my son” and “He will be called a Nazorean.”

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Disciple Bible Study: Week 11, Reading 5

I’m participating in Disciple Bible Study, a 34 week intensive. For five days, we have different readings.  I have decided to document my initial noticings from a close reading of the scripture. Well, an attempt at a close reading.

Week 11 Theme:  God Punishes the People

Readings: Isaiah 28:1-30:18 and Lamentations 1-5

Noticings:

Isaiah 28:1-30:18

  • 28:7-8 – eww.
  • 28:15 – covenant with death.  Could that be a reference to child sacrifice?
  • 28:18 – the covenant with death will be annulled.  Interesting that the language of betrothal/divorce is used.  Or is it just the language of contract?
  • 29:1 – Ariel is another name for Jerusalem.
  • 29:13 – this fully shows that the Law is not about adherence to the Law but about hearts.
  • 29:19 – the meek shall inherit the earth J and the neediest shall have joy
  • 30:7 – another warning against Egypt.  These prophets don’t like Egypt!  Egypt is “Rahab who sits still.”  My Bible notes that “Rahab” is the primordial chaos monster (from chaos/Genesis) and “sits still” would better be translated “will be destroyed.”
  • 30:15 – Saved by returning, resting, being quiet, and trusting.  Sheer silence.
  • 30:18 – But G*d will be gracious to Zion.

Lamentations 1-5

First a few notes from my Bible’s introduction.  The laments are acrostics.  (Sometimes it would be awesome to learn Hebrew).  There are 22 letters in the Hebrew alphabet.  Then there are 22 self-contained sets of verses that link across the chapters and verses with changing voices within.  I would imagine that this is a brilliant piece of liturgical writing.

  • 1:4 – No festivals
  • 1:5 – G*d makes Jerusalem suffer
  • 1:9 – I know that it is culturally relevant, but must we assign the imagery of misbehaving Jerusalem to a woman?
  • 1:15 – a reference to the virgin daughter Judah that G*d has smushed.  Umm. Judah definitely cheated on G*d so maybe her virginity should be questioned?
  • 1:19 – I wonder if the lovers here are Egypt? Or is it simply the inept priests and prophets?
  • 2:11 – this imagery is exactly how I imagine it would be like being in a besieged city.  so sad.
  • 3:4-19 – seems like G*d is the enemy.  a bear lying in wait.  a lion hiding.  etc.
  • 3:22 – hope!
  • 3:30 – turn the other cheek.  interesting.
  • 3:33 – G*d doesn’t willingly afflict or grieve anyone.  What?  That doesn’t seem to be the picture of a G*d that is like a bear lying in wait.
  • 4:3 – the people are cruel like ostriches in the wilderness.  Are ostriches cruel?  Or is this a reference to sticking your head underground and not seeing?  Or of being stiff-necked (ha ha)?
  • 5:6 – bread is a real concern.
  • 5:19-22 – final plea to G*d and remembrance that G*d reigns forever.

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Saying from Abba Nilus

Abba Nilus said, “Do not always want everything to turn out as you think it should, but rather as God pleases.  Then you will be undisturbed and thankful in your prayer.”


Keith Beasley-Topliffe, editor, Seeking a Purer Christian Life, Nashville:  Upper Room Books, 2000, p. 58

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love

Reblogged from Cloaked Monk's Blog:

there is something about that note and the melody that languidly curls in the air a feathered piece of straw catching your ear held by the hands of mozart and elvis and even p.d.q. teasing driftly softly down blown by the soft  breeze of progeny cascading joy rising up  like incense holding the gift of past, present, and future  the slightest brush of an angel’s wing carrying the melody onward love: for National Poetry Month and the Writing Prompt of Poetic Asides (love) and NaPoWriMo. dedicated to my children

Memories of my loves.

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Disciple Bible Study: Week 11, Reading 4

I’m participating in Disciple Bible Study, a 34 week intensive. For five days, we have different readings.  I have decided to document my initial noticings from a close reading of the scripture. Well, an attempt at a close reading.

Week 11 Theme:  God Punishes the People

Readings: Jeremiah 37-39

Noticings:

  • 37:5 – Another example of Egypt v. Babylon struggle.  Who to follow?  Where will protection come from?
  • 37:14 – Jeremiah is pro Babylon (sort of) so it is easy to understand why people might think he was deserting to the Chaldeans
  • 37:16-21 – Jeremiah put into the cistern house and King Zedekiah ends up giving orders that Jeremiah should be fed.
  • 38:4 – want to kill Jeremiah because he is discouraging to the soldiers.  I bet!  He wants them to give in to the forces of King Nebuchadnezzar.  What soldier wants to hear that?
  • 38:12 – it is so interesting when these little details pop up
  • 38:22 – who are the trusted friends?
  • 39:3 – Jerusalem taken
  • 39:6 – the same as 2 Kings 25:7.  Zedekiah’s sons killed and Z.’s eyes poked out.  (Don’t run with sticks?)
  • 39:12 – King Nebuchadnezzar taking care of Jeremiah
  • 39:16 – G*d the author of evil

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smallstone: blog spam

crusing through the

folder of litter strewn

around like The Sun

wondering who could

be fooled by caterwauling

headlines proclaiming

folly and the ridiculous?

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smallstone: unseasonable

languid warmth

drips into my limbs

as a full complement

of colors eek through

the windows, each

rose, maize, aquamarine

amethyst, joining to

create a insubstantial

incandescence.

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Disciple Bible Study: Week 11, Reading 3

I’m participating in Disciple Bible Study, a 34 week intensive. For five days, we have different readings.  I have decided to document my initial noticings from a close reading of the scripture. Well, an attempt at a close reading.

Week 11 Theme:  God Punishes the People

Readings: Jeremiah 8, 19, 24, 27

Noticings:

  • 8:3 – death is preferable to living life in the remnant
  • 8:10 – G*d  willing to give the wives to the conquerors. oh. yay.  But here it also says that everybody from prophet to priests is at fault.
  • 8:14-17 – G*d seems pretty mean.
  • 18:18-22 – Jeremiah’s heart is torn.  Poor guy.
  • 19:5 – direct reference to child sacrifice having become a practice of the Judah-ites.  Which G*d “didn’t command or decree, nor did it enter my mind!”
  • 19:10 – Judah to become like a broken jug
  • 24:4-8 – here we are defining who a good Judah-ite is v. a bad one.  The good ones go into exile.  The bad ones are the remnant.  True Judah-iteTM
  • 27:6 – King Nebuchadnezzar is G*d’s servant
  • 27:22 – ends with hope

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smallstone: again and again

when i sit down to
     read and
learn of the poor being
     ground under foot and
the wealthy ignoring the
     widow, orphan, stranger
my heart sinks as i
     ponder the presence
     of the past.

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Disciple Bible Study: Week 11, Reading 2

I’m participating in Disciple Bible Study, a 34 week intensive. For five days, we have different readings.  I have decided to document my initial noticings from a close reading of the scripture. Well, an attempt at a close reading.

Week 11 Theme:  God Punishes the People

Readings: 2 Kings 21-23

Noticings:

  • 21:1 – Manasseh becomes king at 12 years old for 55 years
  • 21:6 – a reference to the practice of child sacrifice
  • 21:12 – is it really fair that G*d punishes Judah because of the ineptitude of her rulers?
  • 21:19 – Amon becomes king for two months.  22 – 24 years old.
  • 22:1 – Josiah was 8 years old when he becomes king.  Son of Amon.  Means Amon was 16 when he had Josiah.
  • 22:2 – Josiah was “righteous”
  • 22:8 – Found the book of the law in the house of the Lord.  What?  That had to be a significant day!
  • 22:18-20 – delayed punishment promised
  • 23:3 – Josiah promises to follow G*d’s commandments, decrees, statues with all his heart and all his soul
  • 23:3 – and all the people agree
  • 23:15 – finally got rid of Jeroboam’s place of worship
  • 23:21 – celebrate Passover finally!
  • 23:25 – Josiah was better than King David!!  Followed G*d with all his heart, with all his soul, and with all his might.  Deuteronomy 6:5.  Calling upon Moses.  Josiah was a leader worthy of Moses.  But apparently all his goodness is not good enough to fix G*d’s wrath.
  • 23:31 – Jehoahaz becomes king for 3 months
  • 23:34 – Eliakim, son of Josiah, becomes king and changes name to Jehoiakim.  This must be to draw upon the good name of Josiah?  The next series of kings are, starting with Josiah:  Josiah-Jehoahaz-Jehoiakim-Jehoiachin-Zedekiah.
  • 24:1 – Jehoiakim becomes servant of King Nebuchadnezzar
  • 24:3-4 – Manaseh’s fault.
  • 24:13 – beginning of the end
  • 25:7 – Zedekiah’s sons killed and Zedekiah’s eyes put out and Z. taken to Babylon.  Exile for real.
  • 25:9 – Temple destroyed
  • 25:12 – the poorest people are left
  • 25:27-30 – weird little tacked on ending.  I wonder what is going on here.  Bible study notes say it is showing hope.

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